When I bought the house, the kitchen counter was covered with white tile. In general, I'm not a fan of tile because of the difficulty of keeping grout clean. I really did not like these particular tiled counters. The grout lines were wide and slightly sunken, and the gritty sanded grout had not been sealed; I didn't feel like I could get it properly clean. Of course, the tan/brown color made the grout look perpetually dirty anyway.
I decided to see what was under the tiles. I removed one and discovered a faux wood laminate. Not terribly attractive, but at least it was a smooth surface that I could keep clean! The tiles popped off with little effort, and the thinset (or whatever they'd used) scraped off easily. In no time, I had cleared one section of counter.
I moved merrily along until I got to the corner. There I discovered that the laminate ended in a diagonal line, and beyond that, the tiles were sitting on particleboard. Ugh! Now I had two areas of exposed thinset-on-particleboard. :(
Unbelievably, my canisters fit perfectly to cover them.
On the other side of the counter, I peeked under a tile and found laminate again. Hooray! I once again began removing tiles, only to discover that a large section of the counter had been water damaged. The laminate had been pulled off in a jagged line and the remaining particleboard slathered with some kind of plaster. There was also a wide line cut into the counter, possibly from a circular saw? So much for the hooray. :(
There wasn't much I could do to fix this problem. I put down some adhesive shelf paper to cover the plaster, which was so rough as to be pointy and sharp.
I was left with a hodgepodge of laminate, tile, particleboard and shelf paper on the counters.
I lived with these ridiculous counters for quite a while. Putting stuff on them provided only slight camouflage.
Naturally, fixing the counters was a big priority in the kitchen makeover. I began by removing the remaining tile. It did not easily pop off the particleboard like it had the laminate, so I had the pleasure of smashing it into bits. I'm such a dork, I could not resist playing the "The Incredible Hulk" DVD during this process. Bane smash! :D
With the tile gone, the wooden trim now sat above the countertop by about 3/8 inch.
After investigating several options for resurfacing the counter, I decided to fill the voids with plywood and then paint on a faux finish that I hoped would resemble stone. I put down the plywood using my pneumatic nailer plus a few screws where needed. (One piece of the plywood was so warped that I actually had to sit on it to hold it flat while I drove in the screws. I hate warped plywood!) To ensure that everything would look as seamless as possible once painted, I countersunk the screws and filled them with wood filler, used small cove molding to ease the transition between backsplash and countertop, and then caulked all the seams.
The trim had been varnished with the same evil stuff as the cabinets, so I had to sand it before priming it and the plywood with grey primer.
I followed this with grey latex paint (which was nearly the same color as the primer).
Next came the faux finish, which I will detail in tomorrow's post. I'm splitting this project into two posts because I expect some people will find it by Googling "faux granite counter," and they're probably not interested in the counter backstory. (Who can blame them?) Most people wanting to faux finish their counters would just begin at the primer stage.
Heheh, this is MUCH more interesting than soap operas (or working)! Can't wait for tomorrow's installment! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThank you! I wasn't sure anyone would want to read about the repairs, but posting about only the faux finish part felt like starting in the middle of the story. And I wouldn't be me if I didn't overexplain! ;)
DeleteI must concur with Lucretia. I can not wait for tomorrow's installment.
ReplyDeleteHow did you learn to do this all? I am continually amazed by your foresight and knowledge. Confronted with many of the problems you face, I would probably have thrown up my hands and adapted. What do you do when presented with a problem you don't know how to solve?
My learning process is mostly research plus experience. I read a LOT, mostly library books and online. On occasion, I watch videos/shows from HGTV and DIY Network. This research gives me a starting point, then through trial and error (often lots of error), I solidify the learning.
DeleteThere are definitely times when I want to throw up my hands and surrender. I think it's mostly stubbornness that keeps me from doing that. It's like, "Dammit! I WILL solve this problem!"
What do I do when presented with a problem? Google it! :) I always start with research to make sure I understand the problem as completely as possible. Then my mind gets to work brainstorming possible solutions.
Hmmm... I'm finding it hard to explain. :/ I'm naturally very analytical and logical (pretty sure I'm half Vulcan). It's just how my brain works. I can't draw, I can't carry a tune, I'm utterly unathletic, I struggle with social skills... but I can solve the heck out of a problem.
Haha. No, you explained perfectly. The formula appears to be: lots of intellectual/mental priming, interest, and research + perseverance + good problem solving heuristics = beautiful outcomes.
DeleteThat's a much more reproducible formula than "my father was a carpenter and taught me everything I ever wanted to know about house building."
Thanks!
Okay, glad it made some sense. You nailed it with your summary of the formula. :)
DeleteThose seem like the countertops from hell!
ReplyDeleteIndeed! If I looked underneath, I'd probably find a "Handmade by Lucifer" stamp.
DeleteLOL - you did an excellent job of camouflaging with the canisters! Brilliant!! And isn't it amazing what people do to cover up damage before they sell?
ReplyDeleteI can hardly wait until tomorrow's installment to see your faux granite counter! :o)
Can you believe that corner of the counter is where the canisters always were? I just moved one of the smaller ones over and voila, the perfect cover. How lucky!
DeleteI think the previous homeowners had actually tiled the counter for their own use, probably because they (like me) didn't have the money to replace the entire counter. Tiling wasn't a bad idea for a DIY fix; it was just poorly executed with those wide, gritty grout lines. I would have gone with white unsanded epoxy grout in hair-thin lines.
Oddly enough, they did almost nothing to fix up the house for sale. They were divorcing and just wanted out ASAP, I think. That was perfect for me because I would likely have changed everything anyway. :)
And then there's people like me, who like to see the groundwork too :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I like to know about the background of projects, too. I feel it gives me a better overall understanding. :)
DeleteI am another person who likes to see the background. Also it gives us an insight into just how hard you had to work to get the counters ready for the faux granite! Well done. Your dedication really paid off!
ReplyDeleteThanks very much! I like this word "dedication" -- it sounds better than "stubbornness." ;)
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